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Waiting for someone to invent tooth-whitening coffee
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38 years old
Boulder
United States
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Making stuff up. Acting on harebrained schemes. Writing, reading, and writing again. Relaxing, preferably in tropical climates. Meeting new people and introducing them to people I already know. Storytelling, and making up little songs about growing up with my mother's cooking.
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Tropical weather, chewing green gum, and snuggling with little ones. Old dogs with soft, floppy ears. Laughing at low-brow humor, slapstick, and crass jokes. Watching good movies, and using my coat to sneak my own refreshments into the theater. Really soft pajamas. My concert tee shirt collection. Watching the size of Jon Bon Jovi's front teeth grow over the past twenty years has given me an inordinate amount of pleasure. Also, my turn ons include my family and friends, and watching them eat my cooking. They must really love me.
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Allergies, allergens, allergenic reactions, and all words that rhyme with "allergies." Repeat, substituting "asthma" for "allergies." Wind speeds that approach triple digits. Dogma. The concept of a "permanent record." Combination skin. Goiters. Starving colds and feeding fevers. The "repeat" portion of "wash, rinse, repeat." Jury duty, and being interrupted while I'm talking about Jon Bon Jovi's front teeth.
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I'm an essayist, columnist, blogger, and one-liner artist living in Colorado with my husband, daughter, and what often seems to me like too many dogs.
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